It’s TOUGH, like me, the guy HIDING from my boss by screaming from SIX FEET AWAY inside the SAME building! You can use it as a Melee Weapon! I. Psst! Hey ! Yeah, you! Over HERE, in the corner! The BOSS, the shopkeeper you were just talking to seconds AGO, says I shouldn’t tell you this! He doesn’t want the word GETTING out! But there’s one Container Rivalry Trophy we’ll pay a pretty CURRENCY UNIT for! It’s MILK CAN! MILK CAN! Photo by Otto Kitsinger III/Getty Images Old Brass Spittoon, Indiana-Michigan State Jefferson-Epps Trophy, Florida State-Virginia Governors Cup, Eastern Washington-Montana Rivalry trophies that are containers, unranked NameĬypress Mug, CAJUNS-Southeastern Louisianaĭam Cup, Eastern Washington-Portland State Junk itemsĪ large portion of these things are just cups or bowls without lids. Perhaps I’ll add to it over time as more whispers make their way to my shop. Perhaps if you bring all of them to me, I will have a gift for you. Some of them are simply more useful than others as survival tools in our dragon/radiation/wizard/emperor/robot/devil-stricken wasteland, you see. Perhaps I’ve listed out dozens and dozens* of the Rivalry Trophies in what these tribes call Division I, categorized and roughly sorted by how much MUVGC I can get for them. Sometimes I might offer Made-Up Video Game Currency for them. Sometimes these pickups might make their way to me. My humble shop is on the edge of College Football Town, a war-torn area of the map in which tribes fight over items they call Rivalry Trophies. There are graphics meant to help you ignore the fact that you’re playing a spreadsheet. Hello, I’m a merchant in a video game about increasing the numbers in your character’s spreadsheet.
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